If you are my husband, don't EVER respond to a personal ad. In fact, don't even look at them. Don't even THINK about them.

I listened to The Pina Colada Song on the way to work today, word for word. I mean I really listened to the story.

At the end, they are all "oh ha ha, ah me, it's YOU! " chuckle chuckle giggle.

Let me just say that if this scenario happened to my husband and me, a huge fight would ensue.

"What the f? Why the hell are you placing personal ads looking to screw someone? Pina coladas my ass"

"Well, what about YOU?? You just did the same thing and I caught you!"

"Oh, well, uh, no you didn't. I only did this to see if I could trick YOU into responding, and you FAILED the test!"

"why are you testing me???"

etc.


At least that's how things would happen in my dysfunctional world. That wouldn't make for as good of a song though. :)